It's Mr. Miyagi (Pat Morita of the Karate Kid) vs. A giant snake. I wish it was as awesome as it sounds. Instead it's a run of the mill killer snake flick with clumpy but appreciated practical effects and a whole bunch of nothing. Most of the deaths happen off screen and the action is kept to a minimum. I wish I could say there was even one thing engaging about this mess but sadly it's just a bore.
1/5
1/5