Review of Nobility

Nobility (2017)
1/10
Dreadful, tedious waste of potential and time
10 September 2019
There are some shows and films (like Ed Wood films) that are so bad they achieve a twisted genius. Nobility is NOT an example of 'so bad it's good'. It's just plain bad. Being a fan of Star Trek, Stargate, Orville and Sci-fi in general i found this "series" to be offensive that it employed veteran sci-fi actors and used them in this awful awful show. Did the actors lose a bet? Did they owe some studio executive money? Lest anyone accuse me of not giving "Nobility" a chance, I watched all 3 episodes, but the were consistently AWFUL! I'm left with more questions than answers, but not enough interest to seek them out. The biggest question i have is "why!?" Who funded this and why? Who wrote this? How old were the writers? At best, the humor seemed to target the preteen male demographic. Walter Koenig's engineer character seemed to be suffering from open alcoholism - stumbling through the ship on duty drinking from a pint bottle of alcohol with a straw. Hilarious!!! Koenig's few pieces of dialogue were nonsensical, suggesting either Alzheimer's, Tourette syndrome or some other mental disorder that would have provided the writers a endless source of humor. The pilot, "Taka" is a Japanese cowboy hat wearing bundle of juvenile laughs starting with the classic inherent racism of "Asian driver" jokes. For some reason, Taka sat spinning in the captain's chair singing " the wheels of the bus" and telling jokes while in the middle of an armed conflict. Soooooo funny! I feel sorry for the actors that appear in this drek! If you insist on watch this, remember... You were warned!!! This is just plain bad! I can't imagine any amount of weed or alcohol could make watching this show an enjoyable experience.
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