I have had a sincere longing to go back to Portland, Oregon since me and my family moved away in 2006. Watching this film I can now totally remember why it didn't seem like a big deal at the time. The place is full to overflowing with pretentious "artists" splashing annoying pretentious crap all over the screen. Case in point, this 75 minute waste of time. The story sucks, the acting sucks, the music is public domain and poorly chosen. Some movies are so bad they are good, this one is so bad it's bad. Stay away and don't let the good reviews obviously written by the cast, crew, and their friends & family members trick you into wasting your time.
When you are on your deathbed you will remember this review and thank me for the extra hour and fifteen minutes you had to spend with your loved ones.
When you are on your deathbed you will remember this review and thank me for the extra hour and fifteen minutes you had to spend with your loved ones.