Warlock Moon (1973)
1/10
PLEASE DON'T SCARE ME
25 June 2019
Warning: Spoilers
The good news is that there is a Joe Bob Briggs commentary at the beginning of the film. The bad news is that without it, the movie isn't worth watching. The movie starts out talking about deviant behavior such as incest, cannibalism, and homosexuality. (Don't shoot me, I'm just the messenger.) Joe Spano, plays John, a colorful character who role plays and does bad accents (This is the good part of the film.) He ends up taking his gf to an abandon spa that still has old Mrs. Abercrombi still living there...or is she?

The movie includes a couple of ax murderers, some bad camera angles, and near zero special gore effects. It certainly has potential as a Rob Zombie remake and it could be done rather cheaply and done well also. Sorry, but this is not a cult classic or drive-in classic.

No f-bombs. No sex. No nudity. Laurie Walters does show a lot of leg in one scene after an attack. Was that an upskirt?
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