6/10
Least curious characters in movie history
24 June 2019
Warning: Spoilers
The film begins with a kid standing in a frozen lake in the dead of winter, fully clothed, and yet he's not even cold. From there, a bunch of medieval dudes dig a secret tunnel into the 20th century.

When they arrive, they sort of look around at the lights and everything, but they're not really too curious. A little frightened, but no one wonders where they are or what these new inventions are.

They hear police sirens, for example, and no one says a word. They come to a freeway. Instead of being terrified of these new speeding inventions (cars), they simply try to cross the road, with zero curiosity about these mechanical marvels.

Then--and this is where we LOL'ed--in the middle of a modern city, they "just happen" to find three blacksmiths who have the tools and knowledge to smelt rocks into copper, just like their local smithy back in the 1300s does for them.

Almost forgot---they "just happen" to find a horse they needed in this city.

The main dude "just happens" to accidentally get onto a train that takes him directly to the building he was trying to find. A miracle! (thanks to unrealistic writing) And of course, in a quiet little harbor where the water looks about 10 feet deep, a gigantic nuclear submarine "just happens" to be under them and "just happens" to surface right when their boat was moving nearby.

This film is a contrived mess!
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