The film opens "South of France" which would be what? Spain? Andorra maybe? Nope. It was still France. We then see Jean-Claude Van Damme get killed and then we see him attending a funeral, but it wasn't even his funeral. As it turns out he is dead in an ambulance (a French one and not a Spanish one) looking at himself. Mom never told him about the twin she sold into white slavery. His twin would be raised in America being a wage slave in the capitalist system. But wait, he managed to escape all that by working for the Russian Mafia because the Albanians haven't made it big yet, and you can't get babes like Natasha Henstridge working at Wal-Mart, even if you make manager with benefits.
For some reason, Claude decides to investigate himself and travels to America only to discover the most annoying cab driver, who has English as his first language. At some point in time I would have backed out, but not Van Damme who still had 45 minutes to get into the can, and with a body count that was almost nil.
Mindless Van Damme fun.
Guide Brief sex. Nudity (Natasha Henstridge)
For some reason, Claude decides to investigate himself and travels to America only to discover the most annoying cab driver, who has English as his first language. At some point in time I would have backed out, but not Van Damme who still had 45 minutes to get into the can, and with a body count that was almost nil.
Mindless Van Damme fun.
Guide Brief sex. Nudity (Natasha Henstridge)