4/10
THEY'RE NOT DOLLS, THEY'RE ACTION FIGURES
23 April 2019
Warning: Spoilers
If you like Puppetmaster type of horror movies, watch Puppetmaster. This film is fairly cut and dry. Girl and puppets buried in back yard. Puppets are dug up by boy. Puppets protect boy against bullies. The acting ranged from poor to fair. Some cute girls, one shows us her bra. The plot was dull as was the dialogue. Borders on camp. One good scene when a guy after smoking pot, drinking beer, JD and champagne tries to have a meaningful conversation with a doll. The movie needed more of that type of scene. How many dolls do you think they made with a spike on its head? The movie makes some more attempts at humor that failed with me. The delivery just wasn't there. Did you ever hear a joke told by someone who can't tell a joke, then not laugh. Then someone who can tell a joke tells the same joke right afterwards, and it is sooo funny...even when you just heard the joke moments earlier? I felt like I was listening to that first guy tell the joke.

F-bomb, no nudity, some sex talk.
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