oscaralbert Review of Know Your Money

Know Your Money (1940)

This live-action short provides many valuable tips . . .

[6/10 · 6 December 2018]

. . . for folks who did NOT get off-the-books multi-hundred-million dollar "gifts" from their KKK community organizer Daddies to enable them to become third generation sex traffickers, but STILL want to rip off American taxpayers for as much loot as they possibly can. Toward the end of KNOW YOUR MONEY, it's revealed that the dumb clucks of the featured "Dominic Ring" have been churning out bogus ten spots with an "I" check letter. All of us who learned the ABC's of dough in kindergarten will recall that "I" bills emanate from the Minneapolis Federal Reserve Bank, which has less cash on hand than any of its 11 sister institutions. A self-respecting funny money passer should be savvy enough to distribute bills marked "G" for Chicago or "E" for Richmond, especially East of the Rockies. "I" bills stick out like sore thumbs everywhere, except maybe Duluth. Secondly, no one can make a career of following a weekly route, always cashing in crisp but moist-inked tens or twenties to purchase items costing 25 cents or less (especially using stranger kids as "straw buyers" for these suspicious transactions!). This KNOW YOUR MONEY episode of MGM's "Crime Pays" series probably has provided valuable leads on avoiding common mistakes to all subsequent major criminal cartels doing business in our USA Homeland, with the possible exception of Today's infamously clumsy rump cushion crime syndicate.