Review of The Row

The Row (I) (2018)
1/10
MTV mashup...
27 July 2018
Warning: Spoilers
Murders are happening on campus and a freshman discovers "dark secrets" about the sorority she's pledging...and at 17mins in you will easily guess who the killer is. The headache-inducing editing and cringe-worthy acting make this a must-see for masochists and those who like their eyes to bleed. I've seen better quality films shot on an iPhone. The director is obviously going for a hip, happening kind of style that will cater to the dumbed down teenage market. The only problem is that even the teenage market expects more than this trite trash. Perhaps some naked boobs would have helped here, but even that is denied the discerning viewer (can't show naked boobies to under 14's!) Seriously though, this film is just a mess from start to finish. I've seen scarier Slipknot videos!
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