2/10
Sir Motorboat
26 February 2018
Warning: Spoilers
Morgana (Sara Malakul Lane) and Mordred (Russell Geoffrey Banks) are hurled into space and return 1500 years later in a plot point not dwelled upon. They land in Thailand and desire to enact revenge upon the descendants of King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table...of which there are only a few as it appears they family line didn't do a lot of breeding. The sword Excalibur has been melted down in a Holy Grail, but not that Holy Grail...although that was a quest which made it confusing. It appears there is the same amount of metal in a small cup as there is in a large sword. And PLOT SPOILER, in the end Morgana changes into the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man and attacks Bangkok.

Asylum is famous for its bad movie mockbusters. They did a similar thing to "The Three Musketeers" by creating a modern tale of supposed descendants. I confess deep envy for the guy who is able to sell these scripts.

Guide: No swearing, sex, or nudity. Sara Malakul Lane cleavage.
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