Like a cross between a z grade soap opera (complete with elevator muzac forced over every 'scene' and ridiculous close ups) and a community TV production where nobody has any professional training...
Seriously, this must have been a project for the socially awkward and possibly the mentally challenged.
Nobody knows what they are doing.
The acting is embarrassing. I have literally never felt embarrassed for an actor while watching a movie before. This must be some sort of joke? Like a bet - who can make the worst movie ever?
The hyperthermia scene... WTF? Happily digging for clams on a mild afternoon, upon on being spotted by the new sheriff (recently anointed by way of being handed a jacket with SHERIFF printed on it),
"where's your licence?" "My hands are frozen, you'll have to take my wallet out." the beret clad nutjob whines. 'Sheriff' then reaches into nutjob's back pocket while music swells ominously and pointlessly.
And who knew hypothermia could be cured by the pretty girl saying "no no, you'll be fine" Then- "Let me walk you to the door" to the sheriff. "Excuse me" to the rapidly recovered nutjob who is now fawning over her and singing inanely. The 'door' is literally 2 steps away.
I had to stop.
Seriously, this must have been a project for the socially awkward and possibly the mentally challenged.
Nobody knows what they are doing.
The acting is embarrassing. I have literally never felt embarrassed for an actor while watching a movie before. This must be some sort of joke? Like a bet - who can make the worst movie ever?
The hyperthermia scene... WTF? Happily digging for clams on a mild afternoon, upon on being spotted by the new sheriff (recently anointed by way of being handed a jacket with SHERIFF printed on it),
"where's your licence?" "My hands are frozen, you'll have to take my wallet out." the beret clad nutjob whines. 'Sheriff' then reaches into nutjob's back pocket while music swells ominously and pointlessly.
And who knew hypothermia could be cured by the pretty girl saying "no no, you'll be fine" Then- "Let me walk you to the door" to the sheriff. "Excuse me" to the rapidly recovered nutjob who is now fawning over her and singing inanely. The 'door' is literally 2 steps away.
I had to stop.