Where do I start? The horrendous writing? I would give examples of the unbelievable dialog, but just about every line in this movie is beyond bad. The direction? What direction? The acting? This has to be the only movie ever made where every actor is beyond abysmal. Let me put it this way, the best actor in the movie is the old crone that sits on her porch giving everyone the evil eye...because she has no lines. Besides the lack of talent, most of the actors are as unattractive as they come. You may plan on watching this to see how long it will take before you decide you can't watch another minute of this dreck, but you will want to watch it to the bitter end because it just keeps getting worse. One has to wonder how a movie like this gets made, much less why someone would pay to watch it. And now for the REAL bad news. One of the last lines is 'This chapter of your life is over.'. Do I smell a sequel or is that the septic tank backing up?
Review of Murder on the Cape
