8/10
Maybe do a few 63's.
4 December 2017
Warning: Spoilers
Doug Shephard is a dorky virgin. His parents are corny Christians who believe sex must wait for marriage, yet make an instructional homemade VHS tape for their son. Doug is accompanied everywhere by an unexplained robot that no one questions. He is about to marry the cleavage endowed Callista DeFord (Morgan Mead) who has been trying to give it up to him.

Doug longs for his wedding night when he can go at it and maybe even do "a few 63's." His longing for Callista allows him to overlook a number of things, such as apparent infidelity or when she and her bridesmaids become possessed vampires and suddenly start eating people.

The film is a campy comedy using horror as a background. Clyde (David Fultz who played a pedestrian in "Dark Knght") is our well played comedic Van Helsing. Instead of product placement the film has three overtly commercial outtakes.

I literally laughed out loud at a number of scenes, while some other scenes didn't quiet make it. A fun film.

Parental Guide: F-bomb. Sex. No nudity.
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