Many people do not see the brilliance in The Emoji Movie (2016). Many say that it's unbearable, the characters are stupid, and the plot is cliché. However, many people are just deciding that the movie is bad because it is a cinematic film about Emojis. They haven't actually seen this film. I have seen it. Spent my college money on it. And it is the best film in cinematic history. This film changed my life forever, and it's brilliance is on par with some of the greatest movies of all time like Suicide Squad, or Kangaroo Jack. I will not spoil a single thing about this magnificent movie's existence. But I will tell you that after watching the movie, you will never be the same person again. I finally reached tranquillity and became the happiest being in the whole multi-cosmos because of it. It opened my eyes and made me realise, why are we puny things sitting in our chairs, wasting our lives away, playing Roblox, writing satirical reviews on IMDb about garbage movies, when we can get out of bed in the morning, crack a smile, and say, ''I want to make a movie about Emojis.'' Our puny minds are not capable of developing or putting that thought into action. This proves that The Emoji Movie is a gift from the Gods. A sign that, even in the deepest of hells, there is hope, there is light. I pray to Gene and Hi-5 every night and sleep with my Gene bodypillow. I have an Emoji fidget spinner. I am happy. I am one with the Gods. All hail The Emoji Movie. All hail SONY. Thank you Gene, lord and saviour.
Review of The Emoji Movie
