Top_Dawg_Critic Review of Once Upon a Time in Venice

Once Upon a Time in Venice (2017)

Some things should never be seen - that cannot be unseen

[6/10 · 13 July 2017]

Interesting and funny story with a beautiful Venice CA setting wasn't enough for me to cringe each time Bruce Willis tried to portray a skater dude. Seriously? Either cast a different (age appropriate) character or get rid of the skateboard. But no matter what you do, do not, I repeat do not put Bruce Willis naked on a skateboard. Some things should never be seen - that cannot be unseen, and really ruined the film for me. Luckily John Goodman came to the rescue with his hilarious and pathetic character, but the real hero here is Jason Momoa as the gangster. I never imagined him in such a funny role, but he nailed this one! So it's a 6/10 from me, saving a lower score only from John Goodman and Jason Momoa.