bradenbk Review of Kong: The Animated Series

Kong: The Animated Series (2000–2001)

Terribly Scientifically Inaccurate

[2/10 · 3 December 2016]

I think this show is garbage. For one, it has terrible animation that makes things like Foodfight and Elf Bowling look good (well maybe not that awful) The story is also awful. Who thought that a show about King Kong (or just Kong, who looks retarded by the way.) fighting demons was a good idea? In addition to this....Kong and some random guy named Jason can do a gem fusion.....what? The writing is also terrible, with such fantastic lines as "JURASSIC SHIRASSIC!" and "The Email is now on the internet" (NO DUH SHERLOCK!) The show also at one point claims that Woolly Mammoths came from the Triassic period............"Sigh" The worst thing about this show is that it's trying to rip off from Godzilla: The Animated Series, which is actually horribly underrated in my opinion. On the other hand, this makes Godzilla 1998 (or as it's sometimes known GINO, or Godzilla In Name Only) look amazing by comparison. As a result, i hence christen this show "Harambe The Animated Series" There are two pluses i can say about this series though, one is that, while the lip-syncing may be bad, the voice acting itself isn't terrible, and i really enjoy David Kaye's performance as De La Porta. The other actors are mediocre, but if there's one thing to watch this show for, it's for David Kaye (MEGATRON FROM 1996-2005) The other plus i can think of off the top of my head is the theme song....say what you want about the other things in this crap pile, the theme song is actually pretty catchy and gets you in the mood for some dinosaur fights (even though there isn't a whole lot of those) If you're a hardcore Kong fan, watch it. If not....STAY THE HELL AWAY!