oscaralbert Review of Daffy Duck for President

Daffy Duck for President (2004 Video)

Daffy versus Donald for U.S. President . . .

[6/10 · 3 November 2016]

. . . may not strike everyone as the ideal choice for Leader of the Free World. Though these are Planet Earth's Top Two Names in Ducks, such a fowl duo will prompt many to ask, "Why are we always choosing between 'the lesser of two evils'?" But if you can spare four and a half minutes to view DAFFY DUCK FOR PRESIDENT, I'm sure that you'll find a lot of food for thought. Since Donald J. Duck already is the Rich People's Party nominee and the FBI is likely to arrest the stalking horse of the rival bunch, there's no reason why Donald won't be facing Daffy duck-on-duck come next Tuesday (which, wouldn't you know it, comes in the middle of most states' duck hunting season!). Though Daffy is older than Donald J., he's young in spirit, has a much better understanding of the Nuclear Triad, and is the healthiest duck ever to seek the White House. Many expect Donald to replace Nonsense Pence with Hulk Hogan as his running mate in the next few hours. If so, I'm sure that Daffy will tap Bugs Bunny, since this hare's name recognition tops that of Citizen Kaine. They can redo the Veep debate Sunday night, during which Bugs will rip Hulk a new one. Considering that Donald dumped baby mom Daisy to dally with foreign chicks, I think that the women's vote will be enough to sweep Daffy into the White House.