Shivaay is so boring it can make an atheist pray to lord Shiva to stop the torture. Warning: Spoilers ahead. Can save you 173 minutes and a ticket worth of money. Shivaay climbs mountains in Slow mo like people usually breathe when a doctor asks to. He is a chilled out, chillum smoking sherpa who falls for Olga(a trekker)on an expedition. He justifies his name by showing his 3 tattoos: a snake, shiva's face & trishul. Simple. Right? Also,he Saves Olga from an avalanche by jumping into a tent and makes love while they await evacuation. Olga's expecting now and Shivay convinces against abortion by saying, " Ye bacha mujhe de do"! LOL. His daughter (Gaura) is firang, mute& can trek Mount Everest for a chocolate Because that's what kids do.On knowing about Olga, she wants to visit Bulgaria where the movie now takes the 'Taken' effect and Ajay fights everyone in Bulgaria to bring Olga back.Helping him is Vir das, a hacker who can enter any network using a dashboard. LOL. Just like Happy New Year! What keeps you awake is the Bolo Har Har song. The chase sequences are great but the emo drag kills them, too. Ajay and Gaura always get saved when bullets are being fired from both ends. By their Matrix like evading skills,They could have probably survived Hiroshima! The movie makes no sense and really needed a divine intervention while it was being shot.Shiv ji would get in his Rudra form if he gets to know a movie on his name has been made this bad! If you still choose to go watch it, remember! I warned ya!
Review of Shivaay
