This "game", this damn "game"... It needs to be seen to be believed! It is simply amazing! Trying to list everything that is wrong with this thing would take too long so I'm not even going to bother going into detail with this. Besides no words can do this thing real justice. As I said it needs to be seen to be believed! So go watch it! But be prepared for the fact it's not really a game (it's not even an animated film if I'm being entirely honest) and I'm not sure what to call it but it's definitely not an actual game.
If it was a real game I probably wouldn't have even bothered with it as I'm not into games but since I knew that it was going to be closer to an animated film I decided to check it out as I love all of the so-bad-they're-actually-good films like The Room, Birdemic and all of these Dingo Pictures/Phoenix Games products that are marketed as "games" but barely qualify as "animated films" even.
However this thing takes the cake on all of these so-bad-they're- good films (at least when it comes to animated films) for me personally since it's so ineptly put together. First of all it has probably only one guy doing all the voices (without a script and improvising all the lines!) and the sound editing is all over the place with lines not even matching characters' mouth movements and sometimes there are lines uttered when there is no character on screen at all! And other times there are characters clearly speaking but nothing is actually being said. On top of that the backgrounds are completely static and sometimes only parts that are animated at all are the characters' heads/mouth while the rest of their bodies are part of the background drawings.
And if that isn't enough for you then there's also the fact that the lines, the story and the setting make absolutely no sense at all! Even when you compare this thing to other stuff made by Dingo Pictures it's just awful! And it's hard to believe that something like this was made in 2005!
So in summation, animation sucks, dubbing sucks, writing sucks, character designs suck and none of it makes much sense. I give this flick 10/10! Simply for being damn enjoyable!
So if you're like me and enjoy awful movies that are so bad that they make you laugh at how bad they are then you need to see this one. You don't even have to look far as it's available online so don't worry about having to hunt down the actual PS2 disc that this film was released on. And even if you could get your hands on a physical copy, no matter how cheaply, DO NOT waste your money on this piece of garbage! People who made this film deserve nothing for this lazily put together "game". So definitely check this one out online, it'll be worth it to see one of the absolutely laziest "animated films" ever made!
I'll end this review here so that you can go watch this asap. Have fun!
If it was a real game I probably wouldn't have even bothered with it as I'm not into games but since I knew that it was going to be closer to an animated film I decided to check it out as I love all of the so-bad-they're-actually-good films like The Room, Birdemic and all of these Dingo Pictures/Phoenix Games products that are marketed as "games" but barely qualify as "animated films" even.
However this thing takes the cake on all of these so-bad-they're- good films (at least when it comes to animated films) for me personally since it's so ineptly put together. First of all it has probably only one guy doing all the voices (without a script and improvising all the lines!) and the sound editing is all over the place with lines not even matching characters' mouth movements and sometimes there are lines uttered when there is no character on screen at all! And other times there are characters clearly speaking but nothing is actually being said. On top of that the backgrounds are completely static and sometimes only parts that are animated at all are the characters' heads/mouth while the rest of their bodies are part of the background drawings.
And if that isn't enough for you then there's also the fact that the lines, the story and the setting make absolutely no sense at all! Even when you compare this thing to other stuff made by Dingo Pictures it's just awful! And it's hard to believe that something like this was made in 2005!
So in summation, animation sucks, dubbing sucks, writing sucks, character designs suck and none of it makes much sense. I give this flick 10/10! Simply for being damn enjoyable!
So if you're like me and enjoy awful movies that are so bad that they make you laugh at how bad they are then you need to see this one. You don't even have to look far as it's available online so don't worry about having to hunt down the actual PS2 disc that this film was released on. And even if you could get your hands on a physical copy, no matter how cheaply, DO NOT waste your money on this piece of garbage! People who made this film deserve nothing for this lazily put together "game". So definitely check this one out online, it'll be worth it to see one of the absolutely laziest "animated films" ever made!
I'll end this review here so that you can go watch this asap. Have fun!