Creeper (II) (2012)
1/10
What's Good for the Gander is Good for the Goose
8 October 2015
This movie is the UPS of 2015 horror films it delivers the goods. Great horror, suspense, originality, tons of hot nudeness, humorous moments, good script and great pacing. From beginning to end this creative 2015 gem is phe fricking nomenal! Exploitation at its finest!

A 21st century gender bender unlike any I've ever seen. These disturbed, depraved and bored wanna be Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian mean girls, decide to go all Paul Walker Joy Ride on a lonely wacko named Jerry. The "empowered" females turn the tables and decide to creep on the creeper. Watch the chicks degrade, humiliate, belittle and emasculate poor little old 6'4 350 lb. Jerry Tobin. All for cheap thrills and because they can. Just to show other obsessed horned up men woman can play that stalker, weirdo, power trip game too. Unfortunately for the females in this film men still play it better.

Jerry and this movie have more tricks up their sleeve than a sociopathic transgender Las Vegas magician. Duck tape does things I never knew it did. And I gained respect for these psycho chicks who don't want to run, they want to stay and play. Fight for fun and to the death. Last man or woman standing wins. These chicks are viscous and I LOVE them. Oh no im just as twisted as everyone else. Creeper is so entertaining and how Jerry recovers from that purple faced choke out I'll never know but I thank the movie Gods he did.

So many nice touches in this North Carolina sleezetacular. I'm a movieholic and I'm late for my meeting. I gotta go microwave me some Monica's Chili and watch this movie again.
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