1/10
21st Century Ed Wood
20 July 2015
Tara Cardinal (a goofy name might work if she did porn) wrote, directed and starred in this monstrosity about--just what is it about? Endless building-ups that lead nowhere, flashbacks of flashbacks of flashbacks, the same scenes of people walking/running around (something that happens constantly through this mess) being replayed like some GIF loop. This actress is neither tough, smart, or sexy enough to pull off the role she created for herself (though she does have the red hair, at least), and most of the 'acting' is as tedious as the dialogue and 'plotline'. It's really a marvel that someone can put something so bad together and expect other humans to actually sit through it. Oh, and Ewe Boll (another name linked with the immortal Ed Wood) was executive producer. Give this to someone you hate for Xmas.
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