Can I send it back?
29 June 2015
Warning: Spoilers
It may be somewhat by design that I'm a little late to the cult of Tyler Perry and by extension to the mysteriously popular fatuous imbecile that inspires him to put on a dress and a grey wig. Either you get on board with this Madea character or you don't. Personally, I don't. I find the character irritating; an outdated stereotype that sets the course of African-Americans back at least three quarters of a century. I know it sounds like I'm being a stick in the mud, but seriously, every time I see this character I feel the need to be anywhere else. She's annoying, a filter-less motor-mouthed battle-axe somewhere in her 70s who perpetually dresses in muumuus and spouts ignorance one minute and biblical platitudes the next.

Tyler Perry's A Madea Christmas is my second exposure to this character after the bizarrely ham-fisted I Can Do Bad All By Myself. Both films, to be honest, are a chore to sit through if you aren't in love with Perry's alter ego. While Christmas is slightly better than the previous film, but that's basically comparing ointment to suppository – take a look at my rating. What comes to light in this film, and in last year's laughably clumsy melodrama Tyler Perry's Temptations: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor is how inept Perry is as a filmmaker.

I'm not kidding, A Madea Christmas is so badly shot and so poorly edited that for a time I wondered if I was watching a rough cut of the film. There are moments when characters move out of the frame and the cameraman doesn't know what to do, so he simply zooms in on the actor left on the screen. There are moments during dialogue scenes that the camera focuses on a character who isn't talking and clearly the actor doesn't know he/she is being filmed. There are scenes and dialogue that simply stop as if the actors are signaling for another take.

Not that the story of Tyler Perry's A Madea Christmas would have been any better with improved production values. This is a moronic film. It opens with an insufferable comic set-piece that finds Madea working with her great-niece Eileen (Anna-Maria Horsford) in a department store dressed as Santa Claus. I could say that shenanigans ensue except that while the idea of having Madea work customer service would seem to be a perfect comic opportunity for the character, the scene lasts five minutes before she is abruptly dismissed for opening her big mouth.

That idea dropped, the plot quickly moves to a country town where Madea travels with Eileen to visit her daughter. Her daughter Lacey (Tika Sumpter) doesn't want her mother to visit for Christmas because she's hiding the fact that she's engaged to a white man named Connor (Eric Lively). Ho HO! What could come of that is developed in a really offensive subplot in which Eileen becomes convinced that Lacey's fiancé and her parents (Kathy Najimy and Larry the Cable Guy) are members of the Klan. Why? Well, she walked in on her parents while the father had a bedsheet over his head. Yeah! It's also so we can have a lot of speechifying about race relations and getting along, which Tyler Perry delivers in every move with a sledge hammer.

The rest of the plot involves the town, a farming community, that has hit hard times ever since a dam was built by an evil and thoughtless corporation. They're main struggle in the movie is to have an annual jubilee that somehow will keep the town from going under financially. I'm not exactly sure how the jubilee is suppose to help, or why the farmers are harvesting their crops in December. I'm also not sure why Tanner (Chad Michael Murray), one of the neighboring farmers who lives close to Connor, insist that he not grow corn since he himself grows corn despite the fact that Connor has developed a way to grow corn without water. I may not know so much about farming, but I never thought it was a problem for two farmers to grow the same crop.

This is an illustration of a long list of things that – based on the films he makes – that he doesn't know about. In I Can Do Bad All By Myself, it becomes clear that he has a misunderstanding of how not only AA works but how child protective services works. In Temptation, it becomes clear that he has a misunderstanding of how the business world works and how therapy works. Here, it becomes clear that he has a misunderstanding of how agriculture works and how small local governments work. I don't know if it's just him if he thinks his audience won't notice. Rarely have I ever seen a filmmaker who has less respect for his audience's basic understanding of the world.
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