Review of Eye Candy

Eye Candy (2015)
1/10
bland, boring and clichéd
13 January 2015
Horrible writing, clichéd situations, endless stereotypes and completely devoid of suspense. Has about as many thrills as a Archie comic. Looks likes they plan to make it into a cheap PG-rated rip-off of Saw. Doesn't even give one any unintended laughs - it's not so bad it's good, it's just really, really bad.

Victoria Justice has never been challenged as an actor in any of her previous tween and teen-friendly outings, so at least watching this answers the question, "Can she act?" Sadly, the answer is no.

The only thing that might save the show is if they make her an undercover bikini model for the rest of the season, and focus 2/3d's to 3/4's of each episode on her appearing in photo shoots. She's a lovely young lady, but even that probably wouldn't save this pedestrian, predictable, emotionally empty, thrill-less thriller.
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