7/10
Anyone who has been to the Corn Palace in Mitchell, SD . . .
11 October 2014
Warning: Spoilers
. . . probably will be underwhelmed by a fictitious ice castle in Iceland. (After all, when you've seen one block of ice, you've pretty much seen them all.) The DIE ANOTHER DAY crew crows here about staging the first film car chase on lagoon ice. However, the presumption is that the featured Jaguar XKR and Aston Martin Vanquish BOTH are running on GASOLINE--NOT melted ice (i.e., water). Here in America, we run our cars on authentic Palace building blocks: CORN (i.e., ethanol). Someday we need to see James Bond being pursued through the corn rows (and perhaps husking a few ears "on the fly" to feed the tank). The notoriously frugal Eon Production Company lost a "honeywagon" in its DIE ANOTHER DAY iceberg alley filming. They sure won't lose any Foodmobiles among America's Children of the Corn!
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