Butcher Boys (2012)
1/10
Don't let your time get eaten up
18 August 2014
Warning: Spoilers
They really butchered this one. I'm more shocked than the creature with the electric collar that this film was able to wrangle the budget that it did. Having watched every crappy slasher flick to ever hit a red box I can confidently say this is the WORST of them all. The first two minutes when they are in the restaurant eating cake are by far the best. By the end I was praying for cannibals to come eat me so that I wouldn't have to endure anymore of this movie. The writing was terrible, consisting mainly of screaming and guys saying "bitch" every other word. The make up and costumes were laughable, the old man with the gun looking for his daughter? Was that a leather mankini with gun holsters???? Also the scene where Barbie flashes the other car, was that a female CPR mannequin whose boobs they used? Because they sure weren't an actual persons. And where did the rocket launcher at the end come from? So many questions left unanswered.

To all of those who have compared it to Texas Chainsaw Massacre, please a take a lap. And then take another because you clearly are delusional.

Praying that I never have the misfortune of watching another film that involves the writer and/or directors of this one.

Save your time and money and watch any of the other shitty slasher flicks on the red box queue.
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