Giving it 1 star because ZERO stars is not available. Not worth the electricity I used to put it on my big screen.
Since I've said all I need to say, but this review requires 10 lines minimum, I'm going to paste what tiprout9 said so well:
"I just created an account to make sure no one else watches this movie. Anyone involved in the creation of this failtrocity, from the director to the catering company, should feel ashamed. I'm ashamed that I've watched the whole thing. The "special effects" are awful, the acting is horrendous, the story plot is inexistent, overall I have absolutely nothing good to say about this movie. After the movie I had to look at my calendar to make sure we were still in 2014. With all the technologies available nowadays, I was hoping that at least the lava and the explosions would somewhat look real and cool, but this was not the case at all. Poking your eyes with a fork for 86 minutes will bring you greater entertainment than watching this movie. Cheers!"
The only other thing I might add, is that's the first time I ever saw hot lava travel UP a flight of stairs. Now that's somethin!
Since I've said all I need to say, but this review requires 10 lines minimum, I'm going to paste what tiprout9 said so well:
"I just created an account to make sure no one else watches this movie. Anyone involved in the creation of this failtrocity, from the director to the catering company, should feel ashamed. I'm ashamed that I've watched the whole thing. The "special effects" are awful, the acting is horrendous, the story plot is inexistent, overall I have absolutely nothing good to say about this movie. After the movie I had to look at my calendar to make sure we were still in 2014. With all the technologies available nowadays, I was hoping that at least the lava and the explosions would somewhat look real and cool, but this was not the case at all. Poking your eyes with a fork for 86 minutes will bring you greater entertainment than watching this movie. Cheers!"
The only other thing I might add, is that's the first time I ever saw hot lava travel UP a flight of stairs. Now that's somethin!