Ice Soldiers (2013)
4/10
May contain spoilers
16 February 2014
Warning: Spoilers
Seems like the Russians were working on their own Captain America-like super soldier program during the 1950s. 3 of these ubermench, looking suspiciously like Hitler's concept of the Aryan blonde haired, white skinned superman, are on a mission to attack sites in America during the pre-occupation with the Cuban missile crises. Their plane crashes, they go into a form of suspended animation, some scientific exploration team stumbles upon them, wakes them up and all suffer the final fate... except the lone female scientist. The Russian superman who rapes her lets her live, no doubt so that he can come back for seconds....

The film now jumps 50 years to the present day, in which events seem to repeat themselves.... with a few twists...

It's not a terrible movie. I've seen worse acting, worse plot-lines etc. At the same time it is nothing to write home about. If you're bored and want to see some mindless mayhem, a few strippers, and a little Greek tragedy, this will do the job...

Or to put it another way, Michael Ironside's SCANNERS was an original masterpiece compared to this latest film.

You say: toe-mah-toe; I say toe-may-toe!
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