face-819-933726 Review of Burlesque Assassins

Burlesque Assassins (2012)

Burlesque, and a bunch of jokes kind of.

[4/10 · 28 November 2013]

I gave it 20 minutes. Not my thing. It is a campy Pink Flamingo style noiresque make believe cold war fight to save the free world from Hitler's clone, and Mussolini's son. No stand out performances to speak of, and the songs didn't get me at all.I just didn't find it funny enough to keep my attention. The dancing is great, and everyone is trying really hard to put on a show, but the sets look like cardboard so nothing feels real, or even like you are looking back through time. If you really like the Suicide Girls then you will like this, but if you want anything smart, or in anyway properly thought out, then you will not Enjoy this.