It was bad enough that the nerd who blew out his ankle on the first day was sprinting away from scary noises the next, but actors acting as contestants doing confessionals a la Survivor? Tremendous waste of time.
A guy from South Carolina with no Southern accent? Really?
Maybe it's my inner Stephen King, but somehow I thought there'd be more "elimination carnage." In the first two episodes, there's a mystery death and a girl who eats bad-magic mushrooms whose color makes it appear that they may have been planted by Smurfs.
I understand that it wasn't submitted for advance review. I can certainly understand why. It makes Vicky Christina Barf-elona look like a masterpiece.
A guy from South Carolina with no Southern accent? Really?
Maybe it's my inner Stephen King, but somehow I thought there'd be more "elimination carnage." In the first two episodes, there's a mystery death and a girl who eats bad-magic mushrooms whose color makes it appear that they may have been planted by Smurfs.
I understand that it wasn't submitted for advance review. I can certainly understand why. It makes Vicky Christina Barf-elona look like a masterpiece.