I knew I should have known better to see a zombie movie with Chris Kattan in it.
I can't help it, I watch anything with a zombie in it.
I really knew I was in trouble when I saw Brian Posehn as a zombie. I mean he makes an imposing one being that he is 6'7" in height. But they made him a bumbling idiot zombie and not scary at all. He even bites chicken's head off to eat brains! Come on! Right there I knew I was in for a mediocre zombie flick..
Now James Denton as 'Elmer Winslow' was somewhat good casting. He does an OK cowboy. But Chris Kattan? No way! He is just so..feminine in his way of acting. And he being the love interest of the beautiful Navi Rawat who plays 'Sue' Geronimo's niece, was a joke. And I wasn't laughing.
Leslie Jordan as 'Padre' was OK and was the only character caught up in some suspense with zombie s all around him and he trying to just get some water without being seen. His scenes were short and in the end his part was wasted.
The whole movie stunk for on a lot of levels. 1st of all the zombies talk! And not like in the way funnier and scarier classic 1985's 'Return of the Living Dead' talk-like-a-way but like regular people!? And you can't kill a zombie the conventional way of shooting them in the head!? According to Geronimo, if you are bitten and turn into a zombie, you can become normal again by eating the flesh of the medicine person who put the zombie curse in the 1st place! Come on! That just killed it for me. Zombies are just not suppose to talk in any way shape or form!or once you have been bitten , you can't become normal again! Yeah right!
I'll give this movie a couple of firsts though. Besides the talking like regular folks zombies, we have a sword-yielding zombie!, a Zombie dog cameo!? And the ultimate clincher, skipping zombies!!? I kid you not, when I saw Brian Posehn, who at the beginning of the film had killed his wife and daughter and now at the end of the film he digs them up from their graves and they rejoice they are back together again as a family albeit a zombie one, and they skip off to the sunset and "die" happily ever after was just too much. Even their dog became a zombie! But the ultimate greatest 1st is...and the only part that made me chuckle for a sec was when the 'Cletus' character, played by Chris Coppola, who is now a zombie goes off to urinate (a 1st in where a zombie actually has bodily functions)and comes back crying to Sheriff Claypool played by Matt Besser(yes he's related to the 3 Stooges Joe Besser:he is his Grandson) And hands him something and the sheriff says , "What the hell is this a baby field mouse?" And Cletus says, "No it's not" and the sheriff just realizes what it is, a zombie penis!! LOL
Alright, so if you are in the mood for a stupid zombie movie, them look no further and watch this Western/Zombie fiasco.
I can't help it, I watch anything with a zombie in it.
I really knew I was in trouble when I saw Brian Posehn as a zombie. I mean he makes an imposing one being that he is 6'7" in height. But they made him a bumbling idiot zombie and not scary at all. He even bites chicken's head off to eat brains! Come on! Right there I knew I was in for a mediocre zombie flick..
Now James Denton as 'Elmer Winslow' was somewhat good casting. He does an OK cowboy. But Chris Kattan? No way! He is just so..feminine in his way of acting. And he being the love interest of the beautiful Navi Rawat who plays 'Sue' Geronimo's niece, was a joke. And I wasn't laughing.
Leslie Jordan as 'Padre' was OK and was the only character caught up in some suspense with zombie s all around him and he trying to just get some water without being seen. His scenes were short and in the end his part was wasted.
The whole movie stunk for on a lot of levels. 1st of all the zombies talk! And not like in the way funnier and scarier classic 1985's 'Return of the Living Dead' talk-like-a-way but like regular people!? And you can't kill a zombie the conventional way of shooting them in the head!? According to Geronimo, if you are bitten and turn into a zombie, you can become normal again by eating the flesh of the medicine person who put the zombie curse in the 1st place! Come on! That just killed it for me. Zombies are just not suppose to talk in any way shape or form!or once you have been bitten , you can't become normal again! Yeah right!
I'll give this movie a couple of firsts though. Besides the talking like regular folks zombies, we have a sword-yielding zombie!, a Zombie dog cameo!? And the ultimate clincher, skipping zombies!!? I kid you not, when I saw Brian Posehn, who at the beginning of the film had killed his wife and daughter and now at the end of the film he digs them up from their graves and they rejoice they are back together again as a family albeit a zombie one, and they skip off to the sunset and "die" happily ever after was just too much. Even their dog became a zombie! But the ultimate greatest 1st is...and the only part that made me chuckle for a sec was when the 'Cletus' character, played by Chris Coppola, who is now a zombie goes off to urinate (a 1st in where a zombie actually has bodily functions)and comes back crying to Sheriff Claypool played by Matt Besser(yes he's related to the 3 Stooges Joe Besser:he is his Grandson) And hands him something and the sheriff says , "What the hell is this a baby field mouse?" And Cletus says, "No it's not" and the sheriff just realizes what it is, a zombie penis!! LOL
Alright, so if you are in the mood for a stupid zombie movie, them look no further and watch this Western/Zombie fiasco.