Well, turns out the statement isn't true for skipper Jurgen Prochnow, but the individual parts of my summary quote accurately describes Elizabeth Hurley and Patsy Kensit, you'll just have to watch this thing to find out which is which. I'm not going to make it easy for you; I had to suffer through this thing and you will too.
Can anyone explain what the point of this film was? I'm using the term 'film' rather loosely here. If you go by a couple other views on this board, the picture hovers between 'better than expected' and 'so bad it hurts', but I would assert that this kind of pain shouldn't be inflicted on unsuspecting viewers. The whole thing was about as pointless as that scene where The Skipper harpoons a shark for no other reason than to have blood appear in the water. If I'm wrong, somebody correct me.
I don't know, I guess another reviewer had it right when they claimed that Willie was the best actor here. If the mutt looked familiar, he should have to fans of Kimba(?). Gee, why not just let the poor dog use his own name? Seems he had the best scene here when he gave new meaning to the term 'poop deck'.
Can anyone explain what the point of this film was? I'm using the term 'film' rather loosely here. If you go by a couple other views on this board, the picture hovers between 'better than expected' and 'so bad it hurts', but I would assert that this kind of pain shouldn't be inflicted on unsuspecting viewers. The whole thing was about as pointless as that scene where The Skipper harpoons a shark for no other reason than to have blood appear in the water. If I'm wrong, somebody correct me.
I don't know, I guess another reviewer had it right when they claimed that Willie was the best actor here. If the mutt looked familiar, he should have to fans of Kimba(?). Gee, why not just let the poor dog use his own name? Seems he had the best scene here when he gave new meaning to the term 'poop deck'.