Review of Piranha 3D

Piranha 3D (2010)
1/10
Unbelievably bad and corny
14 December 2011
I had a hard time realizing that this film was for real, that professional people have worked with it and, most horrible, that it was a commercial success in the United States. I happen to be a friend of the US but this, ah creation, puts a strain on the friendship. If it was a comedy then I must have a problem since I found nothing remotely funny in it. If it's a horror film it didn't scare me. Some of the girls looked very good in their Eve costumes but I once again noticed that American girls have a regrettable tendency to improve on their natural endowments, something that makes me think of dairy producers. Still, I was truly fascinated by the pure bad taste of the film. It was almost poetical in it's badness, wicked people "fornicating", drinking and enjoying themselves and then getting "punished" for that by the fish... A true Dante-an Inferno,albeit in a very infantile level... all the naked, writhing bodies and the fish, The Fish.
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