OK. Cred for producing a film for just half a million. But....
Is this like the banking crisis? Does the production team sit through an early cut and say "Well, we spent all the money, so we HAVE to release it, even though it sucks".
Because if they thought this bit of rubbish was any good, someone wasted their money.
Michael Madsen. You know what? Because it was a solo piece he could have, (maybe did?), shot at home, he does a halfway decent job.
No-one else is worth anything. Dialogue, direction, acting, and - omg - fight direction - all suck. In spades.
And while I'm on it.... 4 positive reviews, all from people who've never reviewed anything before. Is there NO WAY IMDb can do something about this?
No way this even strays into 'so bad its good' territory.
Its just bad. Save your time and money.
Thumbs up for making it for half a million. If they recover even half, it'll be down to the highly mis-representative trailer.
Is this like the banking crisis? Does the production team sit through an early cut and say "Well, we spent all the money, so we HAVE to release it, even though it sucks".
Because if they thought this bit of rubbish was any good, someone wasted their money.
Michael Madsen. You know what? Because it was a solo piece he could have, (maybe did?), shot at home, he does a halfway decent job.
No-one else is worth anything. Dialogue, direction, acting, and - omg - fight direction - all suck. In spades.
And while I'm on it.... 4 positive reviews, all from people who've never reviewed anything before. Is there NO WAY IMDb can do something about this?
No way this even strays into 'so bad its good' territory.
Its just bad. Save your time and money.
Thumbs up for making it for half a million. If they recover even half, it'll be down to the highly mis-representative trailer.