5/10
The Citizen Kane of Two-headed Transplant movies
13 March 2011
Warning: Spoilers
Terrifically horrible exploitation movie that involves sewing the head of a fugitive/perv, onto a giant retarded farm boy. What could go wrong with that idea?

The production values are more obtuse than anything you'll ever see. True to the exploitation genre, whenever an answer has been supplied for why people don't act more sensibly, the film-makers just move on; no matter how weak the answer was. i.e. After you've been kidnapped by a perv-escapee and seen him killed, what could be more natural than rushing off to take a nap? In the course of about five minutes, 4 characters fall down and are out cold, just as the plot requires them to be. I love that two characters (after witnessing a dual-strangulation by a two headed freak) have nothing to say to each other as they quietly watch the perpetrator walk away. I love that the movie imagines that horny sociopaths lick their lips, bulge their eyes and laugh every time a woman comes into view. There is no actual "night" in this movies goofy conception of 'day for night' shooting. The movie is so unashamed of its teeming awfulness that it becomes sort of endearing. And finally, inept weirdo Bruce Dern is in a production suited to his talent.

'Incredible Two-Headed Transplant' will have you asking important questions like "What would I do if someone sewed a second head onto my body?" and "What night should I do my laundry this week?"
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