5/10
Frida doesn't know when she's licked
27 February 2011
Warning: Spoilers
If you meticulously study the list of characters and actors for WHAT BOYS LIKE, you probably won't find any mention of a "Frida." Therefore, I'm taking my spelling after the Mexican painter, because there's definitely some face-time for Frida in this flick, which I will get to in the bottom paragraph.

Before taking up Frida, let's start with Dewey, because he's the narrator of this yarn. Dewey drives a classic Thunderbird convertible he's named "Wilt," since he tells everyone he intends on challenging "The Dipper's" record of 20,000 lifetime female conquests (as in Biblical knowledge).

Dewey's best friend Jay bets his sister Susie's honor against Wilt that he will score his first one-night stand during a third friend's wedding weekend AND that Dewey won't be able to remain celibate during that same three days.

Meanwhile, unbeknownst to Jay, his high school lover (one true love) Reese is marrying this third friend Scott, who tells most of the people in the wedding party he's only in it for the money, as in $12 million in venture capital from Reese's dad.

Add to this stew a fourth friend, Phil, who shouts "Are you deaf?!!" at a DEAF girl (hilarious) before having his ear and nipple pierced to masquerade as the famous underwear model of the hot bridesmaid's dreams. As Phil is peeping from a rickety trellis into this chick's second story window, his nipple gets ripped off and eaten by a mini-pig, but that's not the outrageous part. Nor is the later "pigalingus" scene the topper.

What must take the cake is when Phil finally gets INSIDE his crush's room, and gets flustered when she asks him to do the honors with Frida, which is how she's named her DIAPHRAGM. To top it off, said object soon gets fumbled, only to bounce and roll about two football fields and wind up in the mouth of a five-year-old boy. Enough said.
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