"Cemetery Gates" is a next low-budget monster attack/horror film, but with one exception - you won't find more awful. Plot is simple as hell, two "animal defenders" kidnap a mutated tasmanian devil, which escapes and kills everyone near an old miners cemetery. At the same time, a group of friends are making there a horror movie. You don't have to be a genius to guess who will be the victims of an animal. Appearance of a monster was supposed to be scary and frightening but it looks like a retarded bear, and is doing more laughing than goosebumps. Few words about acting. I don't know if their behaviors were serious, I haven't seen such a bad acting for a long time. Girl heard that his friends mother died by the animals attack and she reacted if she heard how to make a cherry pie. Other characters made very illogical decisions which lead them to death. Another annoying thing in this movie is primitive humor. There are few old erotic jokes that were funny in primary school. The last thing I'm going to describe is gore. It is also very bad made, blood and dismembered bodies look extremely artificial, and make you want to smile with a pity. So, avoid this crap at all costs, there are a lot better things to do than to watch it.
Review of Cemetery Gates
Cemetery Gates
(2006)
I can't find words to describe how much awful it is.
10 August 2010
Warning: Spoilers