1) You can survive an explosion straight to your face and only suffer from a missing eye.
2) The "African King Cobra" exists, even if king cobras only live in Asia.
3) Aggression makes things bigger.
4) A king cobra/rattlesnake hybrid can spit venom, even if both species are incapable of doing so.
5) Rattlesnakes rattle when they're hunting. Screw being silent.
6) A king cobra/rattlesnake hybrid can make Jurassic Park Raptor noises.
7) Bullets do not affect a king cobra/rattlesnake hybrid at all.
8) A beer festival is way too important to mind the lives of innocent civilians.
9) Never trust people from you snake-hunting team, as they might mistake sleeping gas for toxic gas.
10) Expect the unexpected.
2) The "African King Cobra" exists, even if king cobras only live in Asia.
3) Aggression makes things bigger.
4) A king cobra/rattlesnake hybrid can spit venom, even if both species are incapable of doing so.
5) Rattlesnakes rattle when they're hunting. Screw being silent.
6) A king cobra/rattlesnake hybrid can make Jurassic Park Raptor noises.
7) Bullets do not affect a king cobra/rattlesnake hybrid at all.
8) A beer festival is way too important to mind the lives of innocent civilians.
9) Never trust people from you snake-hunting team, as they might mistake sleeping gas for toxic gas.
10) Expect the unexpected.