I cannot believe two things: First, that Jacqueline Bisset was in this steaming heap of goodness, and second, that ANYONE could possibly have found reason to leave a positive review. Let me try... and be positive by thinking about what this movie has going for it: 1. If you LOVE stock footage of Niagara Falls, you're in for a feast! 2. If homo-erotic undertones blow your hair back, get ready.
3. If you are looking for something to practice making your own MST3K soundtrack for, this is perfect.
4. Think the very CONCEPT of "acting" is entirely overemphasized and has no place in film - when what's really needed is carefully memorized dialog that announces every plot element with clarity and reinforces what you thought was going on from the pictures? You'll love this.
There. That wasn't so hard after all! I guess I was being too hard on this film. I'm going to give it an extra star based on all of the above.
3. If you are looking for something to practice making your own MST3K soundtrack for, this is perfect.
4. Think the very CONCEPT of "acting" is entirely overemphasized and has no place in film - when what's really needed is carefully memorized dialog that announces every plot element with clarity and reinforces what you thought was going on from the pictures? You'll love this.
There. That wasn't so hard after all! I guess I was being too hard on this film. I'm going to give it an extra star based on all of the above.