This movie is simply pathetic. Words can not express how poorly this movie was made. I watched it with my teenage daughter. Here are some of the things we noticed as we laughed through it.
1. The Island contains roads. Who built them? 2. Why are the T-Rex's always hiding in the same place? 3. The male character in the blue shirt is always freshly shaved, the
rest of the men, including the Germans are scruffy. 4. When the team of men went into the cave, their torch apparently lit
itself. 5. The dinosaurs do not leave footprints, nor do they kick up dirt/dust
as they walk. 6. When the first man dies, you can clearly see he is bloody before he
hits the ground from his fall. 7. When the skipper fills the water jug, you can see water spilling out
of it as he runs. When he stops running, the bottle is corked. 8. The blonde woman speaks about ten words after she is rescued. 9. When the men were hiding in the cave, they had several minutes to
rescue the blonde women who was tied up. For whatever reason, they
waited behind cover for her captures to return before making their
move. 10.The brunette actress has perfect make-up, hair and clothes through
the entire movie. Everyone else looks dirty. 11.The crew used Christmas lights to test the generator. Where did they
come from? 12.The man in the blue and white stripped shirt was eaten by a T-Rex,
and cut in half, though there was no blood during his death scene. 13.The submarine had enough power (in reverse) to un-beach itself and
return to the water.
That movie was 90 minutes of my life I'll never get back.
1. The Island contains roads. Who built them? 2. Why are the T-Rex's always hiding in the same place? 3. The male character in the blue shirt is always freshly shaved, the
rest of the men, including the Germans are scruffy. 4. When the team of men went into the cave, their torch apparently lit
itself. 5. The dinosaurs do not leave footprints, nor do they kick up dirt/dust
as they walk. 6. When the first man dies, you can clearly see he is bloody before he
hits the ground from his fall. 7. When the skipper fills the water jug, you can see water spilling out
of it as he runs. When he stops running, the bottle is corked. 8. The blonde woman speaks about ten words after she is rescued. 9. When the men were hiding in the cave, they had several minutes to
rescue the blonde women who was tied up. For whatever reason, they
waited behind cover for her captures to return before making their
move. 10.The brunette actress has perfect make-up, hair and clothes through
the entire movie. Everyone else looks dirty. 11.The crew used Christmas lights to test the generator. Where did they
come from? 12.The man in the blue and white stripped shirt was eaten by a T-Rex,
and cut in half, though there was no blood during his death scene. 13.The submarine had enough power (in reverse) to un-beach itself and
return to the water.
That movie was 90 minutes of my life I'll never get back.