A couple driving in Alabama gets lost. Why would anyone in their right mind go to Alabama anyway?!! Despite this fact, when an odd looking policeman, after an equally odd accident tells them to go down a certain road, only a fool would listen to him, and our protagonists are not even inbreds! Our protagonist couple meets up with another couple as well as the owners of the freaky guest house and their son, and some young girl with smeared eye shadow. I consider myself to be a man of above average intelligence, and this film had no structure, no real plot, was not scary, and I wanted it to end, one way or another. The introduction of the protagonist couple's dead daughter and other plot lines needed to be developed and the history of the House also required some type of logical explanation to make this film work. If you really hate someone, recommend this film to them.
