1/10
Just when you thought it was okay to be a Star Wars fan again....
22 August 2008
....it's not. Saw it in the theaters last night, and I was DISGUSTED. I mean, why? Lucas shoulda just made it another live-action/special effects epic like the rest of the films were. The lightsaber fights was just about the only good thing about it, and they wasn't even that excitin'.

Bottom line: "The Clone Wars" SUCKED!!!!

But Lucas doesn't care 'cause he does it to get frickin' rich. Jabba the Hutt just looked like crap molded together and sculpted. It didn't have much of a plot, either, just "find the renegades and help Jabba's son". I mean, WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT?!!? It's like something you should read in some kinda comic book.

Does this film not wanna make you kick George Lucas in his ass?

The only reason why "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" was so excellent was that Spielberg directed it and he doesn't make crap movies. Lucas just produced it and helped to write it. That's the ONLY reason why that film was good.

John Williams didn't even write a score for the film, and I can see why. He didn't wanna be involved with somethin' this bad.

The script was so full of one-liners and those B-grade catchphrases that it wasn't even a real script. When it was supposed to be funny, it wasn't be. When it was supposed to be exciting, it was boring.

And for all you other die-hard Star Wars fans out there (I'm one of 'em, by the way": DON'T SEE THIS MOVIE! It's a big rip-off!
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