This movie is (unintentionally) hilarious.
There is more swearing than any other genre of movie I know (including Tarantino and Sam Kinnison concerts.)
The 80's genre is crippling in its obviousness. It's all here: shoulder pads, jazzercize, and women with really big hair.
Think of it as a cyberpunk NC-17 version of the original 80's Transformers TV show.
The archetypes are ham-fisted and the character relationships are nebulous at best, farcical at worst. And the dialogue is on the nose the way a really angry 14 yo would write it.
Appleseed (1988) So bad...it's good. May want to watch under the influence of something, however...
In closing I leave you with this pearl excerpted from the scene where the villain is slain:
BAD GUY: "What the f.ing hell?! Christ...The f.ing c..cksucker!"
(move over Shakespeare... move the f.ck over!)
There is more swearing than any other genre of movie I know (including Tarantino and Sam Kinnison concerts.)
The 80's genre is crippling in its obviousness. It's all here: shoulder pads, jazzercize, and women with really big hair.
Think of it as a cyberpunk NC-17 version of the original 80's Transformers TV show.
The archetypes are ham-fisted and the character relationships are nebulous at best, farcical at worst. And the dialogue is on the nose the way a really angry 14 yo would write it.
Appleseed (1988) So bad...it's good. May want to watch under the influence of something, however...
In closing I leave you with this pearl excerpted from the scene where the villain is slain:
BAD GUY: "What the f.ing hell?! Christ...The f.ing c..cksucker!"
(move over Shakespeare... move the f.ck over!)