Welcome to the Jungle (2007 Video)
2/10
The Blair Witch called.... She wants her plot back.
25 November 2007
Warning: Spoilers
Is a Blair Witch project derivative even necessary at this point. I mean, the idea isn't original, it's been redone and parodied so many times.

Both movies were based on the premise that when horrific things are happening all about you, you are actually going to keep the video cameras rolling. See your friend impaled naked on a stick? Keep filming, that's what I'd do. Really.

The plot is that two young couples go to New Guniea to find Michael Rockefeller (who would be 69 years old now had he lived), taking their video cameras along, engaging in a lot of infighting, getting into a series of misadventures and eventually becoming the main course in a cannibal feast. Except the actors are so annoying, so not likable, you are almost ready to hand the cannibals a bottle of A-1 Steak Sauce(TM). The film ends with the chopped up parts of the main actors lying in the dirt and an old man wanders past the cameras that are still rolling. (Persumably Rockefeller, I hope his family sues!)

This movie is not sponsored by the New Guniea Board of Tourism.
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