Review of Megalodon

Megalodon (2002 Video)
1/10
I wish everyone would jump into it's mouth.
3 July 2007
Warning: Spoilers
Hmm, so many words describe this film, but only one will sum it up.

crap.

First off you see a man going diving, I wasn't paying much attention at that point so I wasn't completely aware of what he was doing, anyway man dies as you would expect, 6 months later man finds tooth, searches tooth on internet and decides that over the 5 or 6 species of sharks that this tooth is not there and therefor is a complete mystery and the shark obviously ends up a dinosaur.

Anyway, this movie felt like a incomplete replica of the jaw movie's. y'know with your basic skinny dippers, shark eats through boat and swallows men, and also eventually gets blown up.

However, what they didn't include in this movie (which in my opinion the first war of the worlds used better technology and special effects) was good actors, a good script, emotion, half the time it looked like the lady was smiling when she was obviously supposed to be doing the opposite.

There was plenty of boob showing which probably got this film up to two (down from -0).

But I can honestly say I had never laughed so hard at people being chewed up by this incredibly big shark which looked as though it was used from a completely different film.

if I could I would give it a zero, that's what it needs, and by golly I hope the actors NEVER act again.
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