8/10
"The fastest way to a woman's heart is with a pick axe." Great tale from the crypt.
19 March 2007
Warning: Spoilers
Tales from the Crypt: None But the Lonely Heart starts as a charming & handsome but devious & murdering conman named Howard Prince (Treat Williams) attends the funeral of his latest rich elderly wife to die, the latest in a long line of many as he gains their love & trust only to kill them & get all their money. However the plan is starting to attract the wrong sort of attention so Howard & his partner Morty (Clive Roengren) decide to split the country but Howard isn't satisfied with the paltry 5 million they have made already & wants one last big payday, he decides to rip-off a wealthy widow named Elizabeth (Constance Pfeifer) but things turn out nasty...

This Tales from the Crypt story was episode 1 from season 4, amazingly directed by Hollywood superstar Tom Hanks I thought this was an excellent way to open season 4. The script by Donald Longtooth was based on a story from the 'Tales from the Crypt' comic book & is a fantastic story of a conman getting his just deserts in a trademark Tales from the Crypt twisted twist ending that is a perfect way to round the story off, the build up & the setting up of the story is very good as it maintains one interest & there's enough murder, blackmail & intrigue going on to entertain for it's 30 odd minute duration. This one starts off looking like as if it's going to be a standard & predictable morality tale but the satisfying horror themed ending that comes from nowhere really makes this story & lifts this above the average.

Unbelievably directed by Tom Hanks who is now one of Hollywood's biggest stars he does a good job & the film has a nice look about it, it's well made & he even appears in this episode. There's not much gore but there's some terrific zombie effects including popped out eyeballs, rotten flesh & wriggling worms. The acting is good here as well & Hanks gets his head shoved into a TV which some may think is worth watching on it's own & legendary boxer Sugar Ray Leonard makes an appearance only to get eaten by zombies...

None But the Lonely Heart is a great Tales from the Crypt episode & a terrific way to start season 4, hopefully the season will carry on in this vein (sorry, the Crypt Keeper himself wouldn't even use that pun).
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