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This was one of the most tired films I have ever seen. It upsets me to think that even a thousand dollars was spent filming and producing such a piece of garbage. The cliché climax occurred when the saucy Asian girl, a.k.a. Lucy Liu Jr. pulls a hairpin from her head and picks the lock on a pair of handcuffs. I am sorry, but any movie that is not a comedy or a children's movie should not contain someone being "knocked out" for any amount of time. This movie contained three or more said knockouts, with multiple occurring on the same individual. I think that they filmed this movie in an old battleship, but realized that they only had about sixty minutes of viable footage, and incorporated that miserable "fade to black" effect over and over. Also, the straw-sucking sound whenever someone was attacked was potentially the least creative sound effect that i have ever heard.
If they had removed all of the curse words, this movie could easily have aired on television, and probably made a lot more money than it has to date. There was a conspicuous lack of boobs and sex for such a low budget film. I would like to state that i am a fan of low budget films if they have some merit, be it artistic or otherwise. But this movie had no merit whatsoever. It was possibly the least original creation that i have ever witnessed. I could surely go on, but the less time i waste on this piece of crap the better. Redeeming qualities: Ill get back to you.
This was one of the most tired films I have ever seen. It upsets me to think that even a thousand dollars was spent filming and producing such a piece of garbage. The cliché climax occurred when the saucy Asian girl, a.k.a. Lucy Liu Jr. pulls a hairpin from her head and picks the lock on a pair of handcuffs. I am sorry, but any movie that is not a comedy or a children's movie should not contain someone being "knocked out" for any amount of time. This movie contained three or more said knockouts, with multiple occurring on the same individual. I think that they filmed this movie in an old battleship, but realized that they only had about sixty minutes of viable footage, and incorporated that miserable "fade to black" effect over and over. Also, the straw-sucking sound whenever someone was attacked was potentially the least creative sound effect that i have ever heard.
If they had removed all of the curse words, this movie could easily have aired on television, and probably made a lot more money than it has to date. There was a conspicuous lack of boobs and sex for such a low budget film. I would like to state that i am a fan of low budget films if they have some merit, be it artistic or otherwise. But this movie had no merit whatsoever. It was possibly the least original creation that i have ever witnessed. I could surely go on, but the less time i waste on this piece of crap the better. Redeeming qualities: Ill get back to you.