Cool as Ice (1991)
1/10
It doesn't get any better than this
20 January 2007
The most horrible, yet thoroughly entertaining movie I've seen in a year. I was lucky enough to procure a copy, and I wasn't disappointed with how terribly funny it was.

This is not Rebel Without A Cause. This is "Ego Show for Vanilla Ice". There are so many things wrong with this movie, it's almost impossible to list. Yes, it's a bad movie, but that's because it TRIES to be good. If it had been a comedy, it would have failed. It works only because it's all ironic.

The movie turns out to be so unintentionally funny as a result of Ice's inability to grasp Kindergarten level English, and the horribly serious performances by everyone around him. You'll crack up when they edit one scene so that he's hitting a guy with a spinning back-fist again and again and again, and the damn guy won't fall. Hilarious.

These are the kinds of movies you can enjoy with friends. Rap from the 80s, and the way Vanilla Ice dances to his own lyrics, and his ridiculous posse. Top class stuff.

Good times, good times... Laughing with friends...
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