Review of Eternal

Eternal (2004)
The world of anorexic fashion-model vampires has never been more thrilling.
12 January 2007
Warning: Spoilers
To find a good horror movie, you need to go through ten crappy ones. This is one of those ten.

A fashion world horror, one of those with a bunch of six-foot tall models with 10 grams of meat on them. This is an overly long Countess Bathory film with an (anti-)hero cop who is not only immoral but even dumb. Half-way through the film we wonder why he's not doing anything to solve the mystery. Meanwhile, he is being framed, and screwed over by Bathory. We also never get an explanation why he doesn't tell his cop friends about her, especially after he becomes a suspect. But I did say he was dumb.. But why dumb? Immoral and dumb? What's the point of that?...
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