1/10
Badly written, badly acted, and badly directed.
17 December 2006
Warning: Spoilers
This film does at least have pretensions of having a plot. That's about the best that can be said about it.

Badly written, badly acted, badly directed, and even the video quality (at least on the example I viewed) was blurry and grainy. It looks like it was shot with a home video camera. Hell, it probably was.

I'm looking for bright spots here, and I'm struggling to think of any. I guess one or two of the girl actresses weren't that awful. I guess if you like looking at either the insides of a cow or pig or a clip from a stolen surgical film, you've got that for about 5 seconds. If your sense of humor hasn't progressed beyond thinking that sawing the legs off of a girl named Sally Lamb and serving them up to customers in a diner as "leg of lamb" is totally hilarious, I guess you've got that.

Otherwise, you do have what is pretty much invariably true: those who adopt brutality as a way of life almost always find that sooner or later, it takes them to a bad end.

Unfortunately, this movie isn't even a good kind of bad... it's just crap.

Since IMDb doesn't allow you to specify 0 for a vote, I reluctantly have to give this film a 1.
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