1/10
Oh, Dear God No
8 September 2006
Warning: Spoilers
Oh, God, why? Why do they keep making crappy movies and trying to make them scary? Seriously, it's a POS. It's not scary or even interesting.

Let's see here. We have a dumb high school girl who is having guy problems and an inability to control her cell phone minutes. Added on top of this is the fact that her "best friend" kissed her boyfriend. Don't worry, it's a crappy subplot that is resolved by the friend's death (ohh...who didn't see that crap coming?) She is babysitting and spend about 10 minutes going "I wish I was rich like this. Look at these clothes, blah blah blah." Ugh, forget it, I'm just going to skip ahead. It's basically over an hour of "Hello?" *Heavy Breathing* "Hello?" *Hangs up* So just skip ahead to the ending. This is a POS. The maid and the best friend are killed off-screen and you really aren't scared or surprised by their death. The foreshadowing is beautiful, too. I don't think it's subtle enough.

Then the kids are hiding, BUT THERE IS NO REASON FOR THEM TO HIDE. THE GIRL JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT THE KILLER AND THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL THE KIDS COULD HAVE HEARD HER/KNOW THE TRUTH. HELL, THEY PUT PILLOWS IN THEIR BED TO SEEM LIKE THEY ARE ASLEEP AS THEY HID IN A FREAKIN' TRUNK. GOD I HATE THIS MOVIE.

Sorry, I just finished this film and I'm just roaring with anger. The ending was terrible.

"Durrrr...we sedated the killer after we caught him, going to put him in a hospital, and put 4 cops on him." "That won't be enough." I THINK 4 COPS WILL BE ENOUGH FOR A GENERIC KILLER. HE ISN'T JASON OR ANYTHING! Then the ending. Jesus, what a piece of crap. I was so mad I turned on the commentary and I just want to find the director and make him sign a contract to never direct/produce again.

This review is random and full of anger, etc. and I know this. I just don't want anyone else making the mistake of watching this piece of crap. Stay away. Anyone who says this movie is good probably was in this film/has severe brain damage.
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